Big Bang Boutique

5.12.12

a week of good hair every month

nail polish that never chips but removes easily

a faucet that produces, when you want it to, Snapple

a tub of hummus the size of my body

gay marriage legal, celebrity marriage a state by state kind of thing

the ability to make my favorite television characters exist, and so Ron Swanson might suddenly be my uncle or something, and that bar in True Blood is actually real

the ability to make your favorite television characters come back to life on that show

a phone that floats to you when you are drunk and it has disappeared under the sofa or something

a time when I get up at 830 and do my laundry and don’t just sit in my filth and feel like death

an argument on the Internet that is well thought out and even shows its work

a couple that met on the subway and not on OKCupid and isn’t annoying

an umbrella I haven’t lost

a field of puppies

flats that don’t make your feet smell

a guy who wears hoodies under a denim jacket and is nice and stuff

okay, so this one is complicated but people are like ‘yeah, so a woman is allowed to choose what happens to her own body and that’s not what politics is about’ and everybody is all ‘sure, of course.’

so the Easy Mac is still bought for a 1.25 at the bodega but somebody is required to make it for you and season it correctly with hot sauce and feeds it to you THAT IS EASY

a makeover montage

necklaces you can put away and won’t tangle

a gel pen that never runs out of ink

American Girl dolls an acceptable toy to play with at 23

a reality show about all the people from my high school that do townie stuff or have kids or something

no more weird hair in places you don’t respect them to be at

Wifi for everybody

a waterproof computer, just spill shit on that and it only gets stronger

a really good first kiss

you can no longer say ‘i hate drama’ when you clearly love drama

a card that allows you forever shotgun in cars

complimentary guac in burritos or death

people pay you to travel to Thailand and meet attractive people and eat noodles

everybody you love on the Internet is actually in your town now

meeting your celeb crush at a bar and he’s like ‘yeah I search your tags on Tumblr all the time’

you can electrocute people at a bar who are grossly making out in front of you

unlimited ice cubes in your freezer

Crocs and Ed Hardy go out of business

more food trucks than people

Frozen food is actually pretty delicious and not just settling

people walk faster and stop lingering when I am trying to GET SOMEWHERE

I have the ability to make text messages from people I want to hear from appear

clothes always fit, like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, but only for me and not just dirty jeans people write on

feet can no longer fall asleep it’s the LAW

drunk no longer has consequences

Facebook doesn’t make you want to blow out your brains

You can’t start work until you have brunch

Disney World in every state

Goosebumps books come back and everybody reads them

Doritos 3D are back, okay, perfect food

light jacket weather forever

headbands worn across the forehead are illegal

annoying teenagers live on a different planet

pizza is national food

cats begin to slightly, almost undetectably, respect you

memes die when appropriate and no dead horses are kicked, people just know when to bow out at the right time

American Idol finally realizes, no, the title of the show is not what happens

Ludacris releases an album of fifty 30 second guest verses

ATMs are free no fee

People finally agree that yes, Zac Efron is attractive, and we should all just live with this

People give Ryan Gosling a much needed break

Everybody who decides to ‘become a singer’ goes through a serious screening process

Nobody can talk at the movies unless it’s a legitimately funny opinion and not just some annoying comment on cinematography

my singing in the shower is beautiful

Forever 21 becomes a manageable store to shop in

baby dolls aren’t so creepy

egg yolks never break

Romantic comedies become realistic, like maybe you can’t meet a guy by falling into a puddle and he’s engaged and you’re Kate Hudson

NO MORE COSMOPOLITAN SEX TIPS ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH GENITALS

people are cool with all types of body types because love handles are FINE, OKAY

ex-boyfriends pine for you then blow up

people stop saying stupid shit THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR

no humidity, only thunderstorm kind of rain

everybody you like is happy and so are you

ELECT ME FOR PRESIDENT I HAVE GREAT IDEAS

5.03.12

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5.01.12

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5.01.12

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oldfamiliarway:

Today I’m rocking serious VBO, kitty cats, hand-dyed purple cut-offs, purple cat eyes and the best bedhead ever.

Jen wearing our Kitty Kat Tank!! Only $15. Love it!
http://www.bigbangboutique.com/collections/new-arrivals/products/kitty-kat-tank-top

4.29.12

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tangledupinlace:

toofattobehipster:

Attention Followers!

I am starting a body positive art project, and I need your help!

For this project I will be asking willing participants (friends, tumblr followers, family, etc) to send me images of their breasts (I am starting with breasts but plan on also doing a tummy and bum project too) to create a grid of anonymous body parts in all different shapes, sizes, colors, ages, etc.

The end result should look like a floral pattern or geometric design, but upon further inspection is actually a few hundred pictures of different kinds of boobs/bellies/butts. I will be gum-printing small grids initially, and screen-printing large ones on scarves that you can wear (!!!), or hang on your wall. The example above is only a small portion of what is to come.

They do not have to be good quality, and can be taken with cellphones/laptop cams/etc. The only thing I ask is that they are only of the specific body-part, although I can do some more specific cropping if you do not have that ability.

The ideal image of your breasts should be from around your collar bone to anywhere under your breast. But do keep in mind these images are cropped to squares, and can use a bit of room around and underneath the breast to ensure nothing gets cut-off.

The more I can accumulate, the better, so spread the word that this is a positive, uplifting environment for self-love, and anyone who wants to participate can. If you identify with having breasts - you’re in!

Every participant will remain anonymous but don’t worry, no one will be able to tell anyone else apart. I will also accept anonymous emails, if you’re feeling shy.

If you are comfortable with this idea, please send images to TooFatToBeHipster@gmail.com, or message me privately on tumblr (nothing will ever be published publicly).

You can also reblog this to help me spread the word! Thank you so much in advance for your support and participation.

ya’ll know i love to show off my melons so i’ll for sure be sending in like……80 pictures to my babygirl like, tomorrow

you should too

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When your out of town friends want to go to The Varsity for dinner.

4.12.12

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Awake & unafraid.: I am a feminist.

stfuhypocrisy:

alllllll-of-the-spectacular:

introspectivestardust:

As long as women’s natural body hair is called disgusting and inappropriate while men’s isn’t, I am a feminist.

As long as I can’t watch an episode of a popular sitcom without having to sit through multiple sexist comments or “jokes”, I am a feminist.

As long as women have to face the rational fear of being sexually assaulted every time they walk home past dark while men don’t, I am a feminist.

As long as misogyny exists in any country in this world, I am a feminist.

As long as women are being raped, then stoned to death or forced to marry their rapist, I am a feminist.

As long as companies promote men to manager when there are women who are equally as or better qualified, because they find that men look more authoritative, I am a feminist.

As long as women (her choice of clothes, her friendly nature, her weakness, her choice to drink alcohol) get blamed when men rape them, I am a feminist.

As long women’s opinions on online social networks are dismissed with phrases like “tits or gtfo”, “get back to the kitchen”, “are you pms’ing?”, I am a feminist.

As long as dressing like a woman is degrading for men and as long as men are insulted with phrases like “you throw like a woman”, clearly implying that being like a woman is shameful, I am a feminist.

As long as both men are women are expected to work, but taking care of children and the household are still largely considered a woman’s job, I am a feminist.

As long as boys and girls are treated differently, expected to act differently, and surrounded by different toys and colours from the day they are born, I am a feminist.

As long as topless women aren’t allowed in public unless they’re on the cover of a men’s magazine, I am a feminist.

As long as women who have sex frequently are generally told they are “sluts”, “lacking self-respect” and “lacking morals” by both men and women, while men who frequently have sex are “just being men” and it’s “natural for them”, I am a feminist.

As long as there are places where women have to pay more for health insurance than men, I am a feminist.

As long as men experience situations with equal gender representation as female-dominated, and don’t consider a group discussion equal unless there are significantly more men than women participants (as has been proven), I am a feminist.

As long as there are men who think it’s their wife or girlfriend’s duty to have sex with them whenever they want, I am a feminist.

As long as the word feminism (“the movement aimed at equalrights for women”) has a negative connotation, I am a feminist.

As long as misogynistic people exist, I am a feminist.

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3.10.12

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pantslessprogressive:

Eight female state senators in Georgia walked out of the Senate chambers on Wednesday to protest two bills that hinder access to abortion and contraceptives. All eight female democratic senators left the chambers together after two bills they oppose passed the Republican-led Senate. From Atlanta’s WXIA, the legislation:

Prohibits state employees from using state health benefits to pay for abortions

Does not allow employees of private religious institutions to demand that their insurance policies pay for contraceptives

“We stood together to protest what we feel is absolutely a war on women here in Georgia and we want to sound the alert to Georgians,” said Sen. Nan Orrick.

Republican state senator Joshua McKoon said of the legislation, “What I would say is the war that’s being waged is on a religious minority in this country that has strong beliefs that are protected by the First Amendment.”

The bills now heads to the House, where both are expected to pass.

The senators who walked out: Sen. Gloria Butler, Sen. Gale Davenport, Sen. Nan Orrock, Sen. Freddie Powell Sims, Sen. Donzella James, Sen. Miriam Paris, Sen. Valencia Seay and Sen. Horacena Tate. Looks like I’ll be spending my Friday night emailing these senators to thank them for taking a stance on an incredibly important issue.

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3.09.12

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red3blog:

For your convenience, Fat Hate Bingo 1, 2, and 3 all in one photoset. Pull them out and play with a friend the next time someone on the internet thinsplaining to you why your body is wrong and you really should be ashamed of it. Y’know, for national security.

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